Soccer, or football, fans don’t mind standing in the smoking section, especially when they start the fire.
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At least this guy has a better chance of succeeding than Windows 7. Did they really expect it to work without the first service pack? No word on whether the demonstrator committed suicide afterward. Probably not the most well-thought-out stunt. I’ve seen worse, actually. I can’t figure out how it works either. When you’ve had a too much to drink, do yourself a favor: pass out. Doesn’t really matter where you are as long as it’s not in the middle of the road. Don’t try to be a hero by staying conscious. It’s only going to make things worse. Interesting that when a cat does it, it’s kind of odd and cute, and when humans do it, it looks like someone trying to teach a handicapped person how to play piano. I can think of a few better excuses for not showing up for work, but this one is pretty good. Ron Burgundy would be impressed with this guy’s teleprompter-reading abilities. In a very scientific poll by Uniroyal Tires, the Brits and Irish came out on top as the nationalities in Europe that bitch the most. And is that before the drinking begins even? The Irish on average spend 9 hours and 28 minutes a week griping about something, anything and, apparently, everything. The main topics of consternation are the weather, traffic, feeling tired and the amount of work they have to do. Oh the enlightenment. The French whine for only five hours and 46 minutes a week - which is approximately one working day. The Germans cry about traffic while the Spanish opine on their miserable jobs. Miserable Irish among worst in Europe for sour gripes (The Independent) |
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